The dickening

A true force of big dick energy to a female that had particularly been talking shit resulting in her and entire back being blown out and her becoming doctor Xavier

Molly has a big mouth and now she moves shit with her mind because of the dickening

by Pablo bash August 1, 2019

The Dicking

With a meaning as versatile as its possible implementations, the "Dicking" can be used to represent innumerable situations. It can be, hot, cold, heavy, resilient, vigorous, spicy, or any number of things; indeed, the qualifying adjective is instrumental to the "Dicking"'s proper use. Of course, the "Dicking" can be used to indicate dicking's more basic meaning (i.e. to engage in sexual intercourse), but the more creative the implementation, the more powerful the dicking.

That thizz was the all-night dicking!

You don't have your homework, Billy? Prepare for heavy dicking!

All day with the dicking, all night with the cock-smoking! The ultimate punishment!

Smoke kush, for everyone knows that diesel is naught but the most heated of dickings.

Lay down completely still, the dicking must be perfect.

by Purveyor_of_Dicking August 20, 2010

The Dicking Hour

The time of night when straight friends or tourists in a gay bar need to leave or get out of the way for end of the night hook ups.

Gurl, you know I love you but it's time to go. The Dicking Hour is upon us.

by Cfahooligan April 5, 2015

The Drinkening

Some wealthy old fuck on the Washington DC subreddit who buys drinks for anyone that shows up.

The Drinkening III was the most popular yet, can’t wait until the next one.

by AkrossDC November 17, 2017

the deskening

that moment when you slide into your room and break your testicles on your desk

im just havin a good day slidin into my roo- AAAAA MY FUCKING BALLS. this is what happens when you feel the deskening approaching

by Samuel Rodrigues September 5, 2022

dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009