the desoto 

The act of being gay

We all new he was the desoto.

the desoto by The hmaster January 3, 2018

Surfing the Desktop 

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.

Surfing the Desktop by CD3366 September 5, 2011

Surfing the Desktop 

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

Surfing the Desktop by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

The Year Of The Linux Desktop 

some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.

"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"

there will never be the year of linux desktop

The Year Of The Linux Desktop by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023

Desktop background of the week 

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.

"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."

Desktop background of the week by Classytango on yt sub to me no August 20, 2021