The Dan 

when you have no body hair

the dan

The Dan by OMALLEYRIZZISREAL April 17, 2023

The Dan

When a girl is giving you a blow job and you make suggestive slurping rat like noises and make weird gestures with one hand

Guy A : hey dude , I got the dan last night

Guy B : what's the dan?
Guy A: she was blowin me and I was making the rat noises

The Dan by Bad taste May 30, 2026

The Dan Move

While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.

Last night, Todd told me he pulled The Dan Move and woke up Jen, that's why she's so happy today...

The Dan Move by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009

The Dan Band 

The Dan Band is best well known as the wedding band from the movie Old School, in which they performed a profane arrangement of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (they also performed the song "Lady"), and as the Bat Mitzvah band performing a sultry, seductive, and maybe pedophilic version of George Benson’s “I feel like making love” in the movie Starsky & Hutch.

The lead singer of the band is Dan Finnerty and he is originally from Bath, New York.

The band’s first LP was released in April, 2005 on Side One Dummy Records and is a live recording of one of their many sold out shows.

The Dan Band constantly tours the country and you should see them live, join their mailing list, and check out their website.

The Dan Band by Stu Rabin June 24, 2005

The Dan Andrews 

Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question

Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again

Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.

The Dan Andrews by VictoriaMelbourne1 September 25, 2020

The Dan Marino 

So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.

Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"

Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."

The Dan Marino by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009

The Dan Dangler 

The type of female you watch on twitch, donate too and watch hot tub streams

Did you watch the dan dangler stream?

The Dan Dangler by Roux215 July 14, 2022