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the daisy 

A women's razor manufactured by Gillette. Also used as an insult to a male implying that he needs to use the daisy to shave his vagina after he acts like a pussy.
I can't believe he got the burrito bol. Someone give him the daisy!
the daisy by scooooooter September 29, 2009
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The Daisy 

When several males have intercourse with one woman (or man) All 6-8 dicks in one whole make a pattern much like a daisy.
Dude can you believe what a slut she was, she did The Daisy bro.
The Daisy by whymenow April 25, 2011

the daisy 

when you have sex with a girls mouth. preferably with floral bedsheets and you f*ck the sh*t out of her mouth.
girl 1:i tried the daisy last night.
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: I no longer have to hew my food.
the daisy by jack greendog May 9, 2010

The Daisy treatment 

Getting ignored for several hours and then maybe getting a response a couple of hours/days. Probably when the subject is completely irrelevant.
Example: Hi Daisy I have had a really bad day and I am not feelign so well. Daisy: ... *3 days later* Daisy: OMG ARE YOU OKAYYY???? <3<3 I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING GOOD WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. no I am actually fine now I felt good like the last 2 days.

Wow I really just got The Daisy treatment for 3 whole days.

Daisy the dog 

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Daisy the dog by Crosonte October 18, 2018

daisy the cowgirl 

The preferred alias of one of Wales' most infamous sex offenders.
He walked up to us one day and requested that we call him "Daisy: daisy the cowgirl".

Daisy the Cat 

Daisy loves the recycling bin, licking your feet, and rubbing on you. 10/10 cutie
Daisy the Cat is SOOO adorable!
Daisy the Cat by Isabelify June 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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