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The Crapper by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

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Caught on the Crapper

When someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when semen is found on the toilet seat.

Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?

Friend: No, I can't.

Boy: Why not?

Friend: I got caught on the crapper.

Caught on the Crapper by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010

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Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.

Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper

Love In The Crapper by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

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Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

Put your mum in the crapper by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

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picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:

mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

picked me out of the crapper by tombliboo October 5, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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