The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.
"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
by Alan1999 July 12, 2008
A blinged/tricked out toilet that only a rapper can afford/bring them selves to sit on., normally encrusted with jewel's and made of precious metals.
Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
by bbt179 January 18, 2008
A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.
(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
by Kody B. August 5, 2008
"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
by GroceryClerk November 28, 2015
The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk
Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!
by nado121 November 8, 2010
The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.
Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.
by Ranchgirls July 17, 2020