the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

the crack fairy by twyster May 17, 2006

fair crack of the whip 

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

fair crack of the whip by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

Fair crack of the unleavened bread 

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

Fair crack of the unleavened bread by quesadillalover March 22, 2025