The Crab

'The Crab' is a outrageous dance move that involves putting your legs over your shoulders and then walking/dancing on you hands. The move gets it name since it is really only possible to move sideways while attempting the move. Best performed as a final move to sink opponents in a particularly dirty B-Boy battle. Do not use it to early in the night because people may not be ready and can become offended.

First made popular by it's inventor B-boy 'Willie Wicks' a now retired B-boy. Who vows never go 'Crabbing' again.

Warning: This move requires above average flexibility and can cause embarrassing failures if not treated with respect.

Wow did you see that dude pull out the Crab on the dance floor last night?

by Dance historian February 19, 2010

The Crab

The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.

Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."

by eda-skip December 1, 2022

The Crab

A dance where you bend both arms facing the floor in a right angle and take numerous side steps to the left and right, imitating a crab.

Natasha's favourite song came on in Maxwells, The Crab dance just had to be done.

by Natasha December 1, 2003

The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.

Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.

by FalconPP May 28, 2021

The crab

Used to break the ice during a really awkward moment

So.. uhhh… the crab

by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

The Crab Defense

The greatest Beer Pong distraction since tits.

We don't have breasts. Let's try the Crab Defense instead.

by Seriously Cheese June 16, 2010