the clamp 

The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.

the clamp by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

The Clamp 

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

The Clamp by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

The Clamp 

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

The Clamp by Eddy the Hero May 16, 2011

the clamp 

A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.

Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.

the clamp by iwasatbiblecamp September 20, 2009

The Clamp 

When performing "finger sex" on a woman, The Clamp aids with balance from the "finger sex" giver. This comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.

"Yo Berms, I was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-sexing that mamma, until I used The Clamped to save my fall."

The Clamp by Tom Lumley September 7, 2007

Dave the Camp Chef

Retarded

Dave the Camp Chef is adopted

Dave the Camp Chef by All Successful People February 14, 2020

The Campbell

You pipe a stoner’s girlfriend after losing a sports game

Yeah we lost the championship but I pulled of the Campbell

The Campbell by Biggggtittygothgf69 March 6, 2019