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the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?
the christopher markert by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020
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