the chinks 

From Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
something prized, cash, the sound clattering coins make, good fortune, may also have a sexual connotation

He that can lay hold of her, shall have the chinks.

the chinks by notmini September 3, 2003

wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.

Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it

wash the chinese off by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020

nuke the chinese 

Slang for microwaving chinese take out food.

Guy 1:Hey man I'm hungry got anything to eat?

Guy 2:Dont worry I'll go nuke the chinese.

nuke the chinese by Baron901 April 22, 2016

I Disagree With The Chinese Government 

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.

Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood

I Disagree With The Chinese Government by fgiseriugfaeugiszfiuafgiuaeugv May 18, 2022

The Chinese Dash

(noun, Brit.)
To leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to 'do a runner'. Originally applicable to Chinese eating houses (where the 'dash' might be considered safer, due to the relative passivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant's ethnic origin.

"Heavens, Amelia - I appear to have left my Amex card in my other jodhpurs."
"Oh Giles, you're incorrigible. I suppose we'll have to perform the Chinese dash again."
"I'm very much afraid so, Amelia - I'm afraid so."

The Chinese Dash by Just_Tom April 9, 2010

The chinesse fat headed fuck 

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians

Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER

The chinesse fat headed fuck by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012

The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

The Chinese Lawnmower by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013