The Chap 

A magazine providing all the knowledge needed to be a modern gentleman. The considerable knowledge of the contributors on matters of sartorial elegance, moustache growth, grooming, elegant drinking and acceptable etiquette are passed down so that others may live their lives in a more refined fashion. Incorporates "The Chapette", providing the same knowledge as above, with less emphasis on moustache growth.

Gentleman 1: I say, good sir, can I just comment on the cut of your suit. It is of the highest quality.
Gentleman 2: Thank you, sir. I found my tailor in the Chap.
cad gentleman bounder chapette

The Chap by Torquil Arbuthnot May 12, 2010

smoking the chap. 

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.

Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.

smoking the chap. by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010

Rip in the Chap 

When something bad occurs and you don’t know how to respond you saw rip in the chap

Of shoot I forgot my shoes what a rip in the chap

Rip in the Chap by With fnansjfnem October 11, 2019

Rip In The Chap 

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”

“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”

Rip In The Chap by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

Rip In The Chap 

When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better

“Sorry I can’t come today”
“Oof rip in the chap”

Rip In The Chap by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019

chap the phone 

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

chap the phone by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Chap of the year 

A chap who has exceeded expectations, for one and for all. And has done his utmost into fostering the chap ecosystem to be involved and to thrive, aka Dan Brennan

That dan guy really is "chap of the year"

Chap of the year by thetruthsayingguyperson March 24, 2023