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The Caveman

When a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl you take your thumb and stick it in her butthole. When you feel like you got some shit on your thumb you pull it out and proceed to draw caveman drawings on her back like stick people and dinosaurs.
Ugh ugh me ooh ooh wit poo poo me the caveman
by Scooby-Douche July 6, 2018
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The Caveman

When you are banging a chick doggystyle and in the process you reach to the side or under your bed and pull out an object (club, bat etc...)and club her in the back of the head (after you knock her out) you have to hold her by her hair so that you can finish.
I cavemaned my girl and I ended up pulling a chunk of her hair out.
by G_Love January 28, 2005
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The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018
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NOLO the caveman

Nolo the caveman is a rare species. When you see him you should be quiet and calm, but you should also hide your girlfriend. Nolo the caveman is very attractive and bitches love his hair. Nolo gets tons of Bitches and if he want he gets your Girl.
Who fucked you Girl?
It was NOLO the caveman!
by CuntDestroyer_44 February 1, 2021
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Robin The Caveman

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
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THE ANGRY CAVEMAN

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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The Needy Caveman

A man who really likes to have anal sex.
Gary was the needy caveman.
by Spandex McGee. July 3, 2008
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