the carpet matches the drapes
the carpet matches the drapes by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018
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The carpet matches the drapes
The carpet matches the drapes by Old Coot April 19, 2018
when the carpet matches the drapes
when you insult a redhead human female specimen by asking her if her public hair is as red as her actual hair.
In the phrase when the carpet matches the drapes, the carpet refers to the pubic hair and the drapes to the actual hair. Seriously? When the carpet matches the drapes? What a f*ing misogynistic question.
when the carpet matches the drapes by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2026
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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