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While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.

personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"

the braveheart by IndigoTrikes November 5, 2011

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the braveheart

when you are having sex with a girl and right before or while cumming you scream FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

last night i heard my roommate pull the braveheart on a girl

the braveheart by krivoruchka August 22, 2010

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the braveheart

The braveheart is when you are going at it with a girl that preferably looks like Mel Gibson, and after the sexual activity, you put on a kilt, and throw your partner into a wall as hard as you can.If you want, you can have her dress up as a knight, in order to soften the blow. Face paint is not necessary, but is recommended by the professionals.

-'hey why does martha have a neck brace?'
-"i heard billy threw that hoe into a wall."

the braveheart by mr. d June 3, 2004

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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