The Blue Dragon

The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.

Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.

by thegrayhoss December 22, 2014

The Blue Dragon

An all-knowing karate prodigy who has been training for centuries

"The Blue Dragon is destined to have a legendary battle with The Night Monkey"

by Squishy104 November 23, 2019

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine June 8, 2012

Bit by the Blue Dragon

A phenomenon occurring in portalets when a splash of the dyed-blue water comes all the way back up and hits the user, resulting in an unpleasant sensation and often a blue stain on the affected area.

“Yo, I’m headed to use the portalet”
“Alright, don’t get bit by the Blue Dragon!”

by youseriousrn June 29, 2024