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no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
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blasting the heat 

1.The act of emitting excessive warmth from the rectum. At times this also signifies the need to use the porcelain destroyer to create a repugnant rectal emission. Commonly known as farting.

2. The cause of a dutch oven.
"Man it stanks up in here. Who's been blasting the heat?"

"Damn those jelly beans are gonna make me blast the heat tonight."

Booty blasting the sex hole 

When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver
Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other

Booty blasting the sex hole 

When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver
Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other

Blasting the ‘Pon

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.
Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the ‘pon.

batting for the other team 

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003