A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 04, 2010

by J_awesome May 21, 2011

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.
by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019

by Homo Riot June 01, 2015

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008

A Mexican in a sleeping bag
Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
by Kennedy Half Dolla April 02, 2022
