the barr 

A sexy traveller who knows his way around the vagina.

I need the Barr tonight

the barr by Babechicktit October 24, 2013

Twice up the barrel, once down the side 

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.

After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

Twice up the barrel, once down the side by Okaymegan February 18, 2013

in the barrel 

A phrase taken from a popular joke. To say someone is "in the barrel" or "taking a turn in the barrel" means it's their turn to do an unpleasant task or to suffer an unpleasant experience. The joke is as follows:

A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.

"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."

So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.

After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"

The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.

"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."

in the barrel by Talmanes December 10, 2004

clean the barracks 

the act of cleaning under one's foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

Frank was so ex military that every day he set aside enough time to fastidiously clean the barracks.

clean the barracks by capt jb August 1, 2008

clean the barrel 

it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession

Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after

clean the barrel by hahasuka June 7, 2014

roll the barrel 

The cop-out option you can take in a game of truth or dare.

Jan: Mike, I dare you to either kiss Lucy or streak.
Mike: I'll roll the barrel.

roll the barrel by SEOW May 27, 2007

Tempting the barracuda 

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

Tempting the barracuda by Cheeno t May 6, 2011