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Basically has to be a foursome, where one guy will stick three fingers into the woman's pussy like Wolverine, a second one will eat the woman's ass with his eyes stuck deep in the crack like Cyclops (and Cyclops sucks ass in the comics nowadays), and the girl will blow a third guy like she's Storm blowing a wind, and the guy getting blown will have to be super high and will feel like he's jacked into Cerebro like Professor X.
Michael: Bro yesterday night Me, Andy and Dwight totally were The X-Men with Pam.

Jim: What the fuck dude?
The X-Men by ShadowWar69 January 12, 2021
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the cutest thing since X-men underwear 

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.
Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

Fuck stan lee, Fuck the Xmen, Fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!! 

used as an insult towards someone else, merely thr first 3 parts are purely cosmetic
A: b your a douche
B: fuck stan lee, fuck the xmen, fuck marvel, and fuck you too!!!!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008