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The Transformer 

A term usually used in reference to the Transporter, starring Jason Statham. It is used purposely to show that you don't care about this movie at all and that it's very terrible.
"Yo, motha fucka did you see that brand damn god shit motha fuckin bomb ass movie starring that bald nigga with all the ex-motha damn fuckin-splosions?"

"You mean The Transformer?"

"Nah Nigga."

The Transformers 

They stole it from Urban Dictionary and it didn't work until I solved the problem of perception in 2022 and now some of you kids are going to die so Google engineers can pretend they are smart.
Hym "But swap some terminology around and call it 'the transformers' and you get to pretend you created AI."
The Transformers by Hym Iam December 26, 2024

Mirage (the transformer)

A cool ass transformer with long ass legs
Mirage (the transformer) is a kick-ass transformer

Transformers 2: The game

A stupid game based off a great movie and it has shitty graphics and the only person who plays it is a fat kid named Eddy.
That fatass Eddy was playing that dumb game Transformers 2: The game again yesterday.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon 

The third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can't tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long U.S. military advertisement.
Starscream: Why didn't you go see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

Megatron: I was insulted enough by the first two disasters.

Starscream: Is there anything you liked about the first two?

Megatron: Optimus Prime's voice

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) 

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.
Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!