The Tonya

A two handed shocker or stinger. Twice the fun, half the time.

Also a shocker-crab.

So we were sitting there, and Jimmy comes in and he's got this shit-eating smile on his face, we ask him why. The dirty bastard pulled The Tonya on some slut and her MILF. What a killah.

The Tonya by tweddle-dee October 22, 2004

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licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

licking the tonad by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

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The Tanya

When you make your man a sandwich and open a fresh coke, get naked and on your hands and knees. Place the sandwich in the small of your back and hold the coke in one hand with a bendy straw on it. Your man does you doggy style while eating and taking sips of his coke.

So my husband came after a bad day at work and I gave him The Tanya. Made him so happy.

The Tanya by Hotrod991 February 1, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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