The Tonya

A two handed shocker or stinger. Twice the fun, half the time.

Also a shocker-crab.

So we were sitting there, and Jimmy comes in and he's got this shit-eating smile on his face, we ask him why. The dirty bastard pulled The Tonya on some slut and her MILF. What a killah.

The Tonya by tweddle-dee October 22, 2004

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licking the tonad

When a girl goes to the toilet and wipes in the wrong direction, causing shit to be moved from her arse to her vaj. On discovering the mistake she has just made she then gets her boyfriend to lick the remains away and they begin to fuck.

"I love licking the tonad, i think i have a problem"

licking the tonad by dirtyfukx April 14, 2017

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The Tanya

When you make your man a sandwich and open a fresh coke, get naked and on your hands and knees. Place the sandwich in the small of your back and hold the coke in one hand with a bendy straw on it. Your man does you doggy style while eating and taking sips of his coke.

So my husband came after a bad day at work and I gave him The Tanya. Made him so happy.

The Tanya by Hotrod991 February 1, 2021

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