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The Shelby Pouch 

The drink that killed gouveia.
The Shelby Pouch by DaddyParth November 28, 2019

The Mayor of Shelby Township 

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

The Shelly-Lexi 

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.
Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

the sherby powerline 

When doing butt stuff while a woman is in her period, you attach the end of the inserted anal beads to the tampon thread. Then firmly yank on the tampon pulling out both the tampon and anal beads to jump start the female
I after a power outage I gave her the sherby powerline to finish out the night.

the Shelly treatment 

*based on the Roblox game Dandy's World*

When the people around you leave you out and forget that you exist. You try to make yourself clear, but these said people prefer to talk amongst themselves without you. They have their own conversations going on, which you can't join for some reason. Basically, just cliquey behavior.
My friends are giving me the Shelly treatment; I feel as if I don't even exist to them! !