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the shank 

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed
Damn, that fool jsut got shanked
the shank by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

hang the shank 

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.
'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'
hang the shank by thrill67 January 10, 2017

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Wank the Shank by Rianon May 6, 2018

shank the skank 

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.
so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!

shank the goat 

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.
brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!
shank the goat by webster g March 25, 2010

Shank the wank 

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
Shank the wank by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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