the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.

My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

the pearl harbor by Sergio D. May 19, 2006

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The Pearl Harbor

The act of shooting your hand from your waist into the air in the shape of an airplane then screaming PEARL HARBOR and repeatively nose diving into your friends nuts.

World War II was rough. My grandpa was involved in the PEARL HARBOR!

The Pearl Harbor by gay_gunther August 2, 2011

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the Pearl Harbor

When a guy is receiving oral sex, he explodes a bomb into the back of a girl's mouth when least expected. This procedure is most effective when being deep-throated, as the girl gags greatly.

Yo CJ, did you see Rohan's mom after I Pearl Harbored her. That had to be a liter that I blew into her mouth, and she never saw it cumming.

the Pearl Harbor by John Jacobs November 15, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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