when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007
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The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!
In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.
Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.
There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.
If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.
If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.
EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!
In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.
Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.
There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.
If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.
If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.
EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet
Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
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by yelsom8 March 15, 2008
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
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