The media is the place on a phone where you can buy things for it. Giving the media is the act if ramming any phone up someone's anal passages and shouting the media in a loud annoying voice.
by Ahome July 7, 2010
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by mrguy122345 October 20, 2020
Get the The Media mug.Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the The Media mug.A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."
Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...
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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...
Girlfriend hits her hand on something
Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...
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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...
Girlfriend hits her hand on something
Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...
by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010
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Get the Alert the Media mug.A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
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