the MAMS

Minute after minute shits; occur when you have diarrhea constantly for a period of time, typically unable to get off the toilet without having to go again

I can't get off the toilet, I have the MAMs.

by J-phresh January 12, 2014

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MAM

Up north (UK) speak for Mum, or Mom as an American person would say.

Hey, Mam, can I have £10,000 to buy a bazuka?

by Hazza July 14, 2003

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Mam

Irish word for mother. Used in the east and midlands from about Waterford to Louth, in the countryside. Also ma or mammy.

"Yer wan's mam is quare fine!"
"Where's ma?"
"Ey mammy, will you buy me a Wispa?"

by Sure I'm Dat Lad June 23, 2012

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Dublin, Ireland slang for mother.

Mam, will ya make me a cupa tea?

by LaylaShell January 28, 2010

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n. slang term for a woman's breasts. This has been derived from the term "mammary" which is a gland in the mamalian breast that secretes the hormone prolactin as well as breast milk. The mammaries become especially active during menses and pregnancy as well as while taking atypical antipsychotic medications (Risperdal, Clozaril, Zyprexa, Seroquel) causing what is known as Risperdal Tits.

Wanda's mams make perfect airbags when I collapse on her chest after orgasm.

by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005

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