the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.

Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer

by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016

The Lighthouse

An iconic but heavily restricted landmark on Grimrock island. Rumored to house things such as the essence or the counter-essence, one thing is for sure, those who go in don't come out the same grimace.

"Have you watched the lighthouse?"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

polish the lighthouse

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

thelighthouse2019

Thelighthouse2019 is one of my super cool awesome tiktok moots and a good friend of mine. Mer is really funny and creative, I always look forward to seeing mers posts. 🫂🫂

Person A: "Hey did you see thelighthouse2019's super cool coraline edit?"

Person B: "no not yet!! But I'll be sure to check it out, it sounds awesome"

by Buttscarlton March 28, 2022