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the lan

basically, the teach think im learning but im actually watching the lan (John Nolan)
Basically means you're watching The Rookie in class instead paying attention to the teacher.
"Teach think I'm watching but me and my friends all watching the lan.
by John Nolan The Rookie September 30, 2025
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The Lan Sentence

The hardest and most difficult sentence on a page. Often used in school as the hardest sentence on a page that the teacher could ask you to read out loud.

Also can be used as The Lan Question which is the hardest question one could be asked.

Opposite of The Tom Sentence
Wow TaiRei, LaoShi just asked you to read The Lan Sentence.

I know, we haven't learned any of those words from the Go200 book yet!
by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009
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lay of the land

an assessment or analysis made with regard to a particular situation, to gain further knowledge and insight into it.
"We need to get the lay of the land before we suggest what improvements should be done in that neighborhood."
by Bungalow Bill June 4, 2007
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the land of stories

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.
"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"
by siriuslylovely7 July 11, 2014
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the landlord

A Great White Shark.

the landlord is a term most commonly used by surfers. He is the landlord of the undersea world... the great white shark.
The landlord decided to pay a visit to the lineup and sent everyone back onto the beach.
by Hendo255 October 8, 2007
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The Land, Sea, and Air Burger

The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.

The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.
by sh0eless May 11, 2010
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bullest shit in all the land

complete and utter absurdity.

something has happened that really pisses you off or you disagree with.
"did you see the score on that basketball game?"
"yea it was the bullest shit in all the land!"
by lukas barnes April 9, 2008
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