the LP

n. someone who always has to pass gas; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
I hate when people LP my bathroom
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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LP

1) (n) Long Play, a nine or ten song regular tape.

2) (n) A vinyl record.
1) Get that Tupac LP right quick

2) Im lookin for some Eazy-E LP's
by ac January 31, 2004
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LPS

Leaky Penis Syndrome - Where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn't come out until you put your pants back on.
Dude, why are your pants wet?
LPS man.
I hear that. High five.
by Swiad To Black November 23, 2007
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Contrary to the EP (Extended Play), the LP is usually 40 minutes or more of music and more than 10 songs.
by Ez-Toni November 23, 2006
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LP's

This is a plural of LP aka Let's Play. Therefore, LP's stands for Let's Plays. LP's are when someone records a video of themselves playing a video game, then they upload it for others to watch and enjoy with them. The videos usually include commentary from the LPer aka Let's Player. Some videos also include a small box which shows the player's face as they play, so the audience can view their reactions as they play through the game. You can find many LP's on YouTube.
Person A: Did you watch PewDiePie's LP's of The Walking Dead? I literally cried at the end.

Person B: No, but I saw the one he did for Heavy Rain. It was an amazing game.

Person C: Do you guys watch any of Cry's LP's too? He just did a new LP of The Wolf Among Us. It was pretty boss. I can't wait until the next installment comes out.
by SD8 October 17, 2013
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Limp Penis
-when a man is unable to get an erection while "trying" to engage in coitus or fellatio
That man has MAD LP and really really needs to get Viagra.
by Erection Doctor October 13, 2011
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Little Penis Syndrome, when a man buys a hummer he's trying to make up for what he doesnt have in his pants.
*hummer drives by with man in i*
"Op... That guy has LPS"
by Axxereen July 13, 2009
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