The Jew
The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew
The Jew by Ur mum likes feet August 4, 2021
the jew flu
hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!
the jew flu by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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the jew claw
a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?
borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
the jew claw by ali g's girl May 2, 2006
the jew biz major
Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"
the jew biz major by YoungBagABitch April 9, 2021
The Jew Dance
The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.
A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.
Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.
Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
The Jew Dance by Ben Macauley June 6, 2009
The jew game
People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.
Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.
The jew game by Shackle meister April 8, 2019
the jew and the pizza joke
the jew and the pizza joke by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010