The Jeff

When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.

Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.

by Thats_funny69 December 14, 2010

The Jeff

An obnoxious alter ego involving douchebagness. "The Jeff" always refers to himself in third person and loves to talk about only the following things; gym, protein bars, working out, hair gel, his love of the show "Friends", fighting, degrading women. The female version of "The Jeff" is "The Rach". Similar to a douchebag but not constantly.

That guy turns into "The Jeff" when his friends show up, total doucheness.

by Loki Lullaby September 12, 2009

The Jeff Dunham

The Jeff Dunham - A sexual technique where you stick your arm completely up someones ass and work them like a puppet.

"Oh, look, the new seceratary just got The Jeff Dunham by the CEO. She's now a corporate puppet."

by tussin the dragon slayer October 25, 2018

The Jeff treatment

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.

I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.

by odell October 29, 2004

The jeff project

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.

Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.

by Jessurie August 15, 2011

The Jeff and Wayne

Two guys that like tag team action.

Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.

by Dizzmo December 1, 2016

The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021