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The Jeff 

When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.
Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.
The Jeff by Thats_funny69 December 14, 2010
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The Jeff 

An obnoxious alter ego involving douchebagness. "The Jeff" always refers to himself in third person and loves to talk about only the following things; gym, protein bars, working out, hair gel, his love of the show "Friends", fighting, degrading women. The female version of "The Jeff" is "The Rach". Similar to a douchebag but not constantly.
That guy turns into "The Jeff" when his friends show up, total doucheness.
The Jeff by Loki Lullaby September 12, 2009

The Jeff Dunham 

The Jeff Dunham - A sexual technique where you stick your arm completely up someones ass and work them like a puppet.
"Oh, look, the new seceratary just got The Jeff Dunham by the CEO. She's now a corporate puppet."

The Jeff treatment 

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.
I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.
The Jeff treatment by odell October 29, 2004

The jeff project 

A 'project' were you write jeff ♥ is written across your arm like brendon urie did on the tonight show for spencer smith`s ill father.
Person one: Whats on your arm?
Person two: Its jeff ♥ for the jeff project.
The jeff project by Jessurie August 15, 2011

The Jeff and Wayne 

Two guys that like tag team action.
Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.
The Jeff and Wayne by Dizzmo December 1, 2016

The Jeff Bezos 

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.
"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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