1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers,
spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop
ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you
may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on
the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from
the internet, there would be
one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"