The Guinness
He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.
The Guinness by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022
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Downing the Guinness by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020
The Dirty Guinness
To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
The Dirty Guinness by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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