The Guinness 

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"

He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.

The Guinness by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society 

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society by Elburno March 2, 2008

Downing the Guinness 

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.

Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

Downing the Guinness by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020

The Dirty Guinness 

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

The Dirty Guinness by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011

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Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019