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the goblet

The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily
Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.
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The Goblet

A maneuver in which one makes a firm fist and proceeds to jam it into a person's anus. Used mainly in idle threats and should rarely, if ever, be performed on any living being.
Stop being an idoit or I'll give you The Goblet!

Bend over and get ready for The Goblet!
by Chuck Fresh September 28, 2006
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The fourth movie based on the fourth book in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Lots of controversy among fans has arisen among fans about the considerable amount of canonical events that were cut out or changed in the movie.
Differences between the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire film and the book:
House elves and S.P.E.W. are cut out
Ludo Bagman is cut out
Bertha Jorkins is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's confession is cut out
Barty Crouch Jr's fate is cut out
Harry's recuperation in the hospital wing is cut out
Fudge giving Harry's winnings to him is cut out
The creatures in the enchanted maze are cut out
The Dursleys are cut out
Hermione's capture of Rita Skeeter is cut out
Several Pensieve scenes are cut out
Sirius Black's role is very small, compared to the book
The Quidditch World Cup match is cut out

Etc., etc. For more info, see Wikipedia.
by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006
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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
by maxluwu June 12, 2019
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A.C. the Giblets

The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.
Man 1: That was such a fun basketball game, but my balls are like the Everglades.

Man 2: Dude let's go get in my car and A.C. the giblets until it's like the polar icecaps down there.
by Weaton Leemour January 11, 2009
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flicking the giblet

Her boyfriend is out of town so she's been flicking the giblet a lot lately.
by Jimbo mother-fucking Jones February 9, 2010
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