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The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily
Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A maneuver in which one makes a firm fist and proceeds to jam it into a person's anus. Used mainly in idle threats and should rarely, if ever, be performed on any living being.
Stop being an idoit or I'll give you The Goblet!

Bend over and get ready for The Goblet!
by Chuck Fresh September 27, 2006
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