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The act in which a person takes their fist and jams it into another person's anus...while the hand is inside,it opens and the fingers dangle around in a creepy fasion while the giver of the goblet laughs eerily
Jon Berry gives himself the goblet 3 times a day.
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A maneuver in which one makes a firm fist and proceeds to jam it into a person's anus. Used mainly in idle threats and should rarely, if ever, be performed on any living being.
Stop being an idoit or I'll give you The Goblet!

Bend over and get ready for The Goblet!
by Chuck Fresh September 27, 2006
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