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The Giraffe 

The Giraffe - A provocative dance position assumed by the female (typically) standing with legs splayed, hands to the floor and head up like 'a giraffe'. Sometimes used to describe a female bent submissively over a mirror or line of powdered substance.
Example "Look at that girl dancing like crazy and wooow now she's doing the giraffe".

Example "She had her head buried in the plate like a giraffe".
The Giraffe by Pumpa Pumpa Pumpa December 19, 2012
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the giraffe 

when someone with over sized balls, but with a normal sized johnson flashes someone when they aren't expecting it and that person isn't spooked about being flashed he's just curious why his balls are so big
my buddy gave me the giraffe the other day, I was confused on why his balls are so big!
the giraffe by wellimmiked February 10, 2010

The Giraffe of People 

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.
To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."
The Giraffe of People by SpacePanda December 11, 2008

The giraffe down and grab 

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

Jeff the Giraffe 

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.
Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

journey of the giraffe 

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.
I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.
journey of the giraffe by bxxtch January 6, 2005

fuck the giraffe 

Discovering Karma's a bitch.
Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.