the flute

male genital,most often a replacement for word penis,cock or dick

"if you don't like the way i did that, you can play the flute"

by Hugh Grection December 1, 2005

Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

by Bargertron December 7, 2018

freddie the flute

A small talking flute from the popular show of the 60's HR Pufnstuf. He is golden and sparkly. He lives In Jimmy's back pocket.

Freddie: HR what's wrong with Jimmy?
HR Pufnstuf: I am not sure freddie the flute, Jimmy why you walking that way?

by HRPufnstuffer March 16, 2008

playing the flute solo

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

by "Nasty" Nate April 5, 2008

playing the flute

to offer one oral sex

olly lovesssss playing the flute

by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006

Christian the flute blower

An edgy fuck that likes big dicks.

BillyBobJoe - Damn, Christian the flute blower gives out great blow-jobs.

by Christian the flute blower January 22, 2019

play the flute and swallow the music

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.

Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!

by pentozali August 28, 2006