The Crucifix

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

The Crucifix

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

by Holy Mystical Champion of Gerbils, KSC August 28, 2005

The Crucifix

A sexual position that can be performed with a very petite woman or small person and a strong man. The woman stands with her arms out to the side, the man holds her up from her arms and penetrates from the rear. She will be held up in the air much like a crucifx.

Remember that really small girl from the bar? I pulled off The Crucifix on her!

by Medina AKA Lex December 12, 2018

The Crucifix

An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)

Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?

Man 2: No, what happened?

Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!

by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016

The Crucifix

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!

by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004

the crucifix

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

by kicker781 April 15, 2009

The crucifix

When a male/ female is giving a blow job, 2 hand jobs (one with each hand) and taking it up the rear all at the same time so they are spread out in the shape of a cross.

Jimbo spicebag and the boys got that girl in the crucifix last night at storm for a half gram.

by Donnathan Dohnuts December 27, 2020