The Colonel 

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

The Colonel by magnumPI January 2, 2010

the colonel 

A man whose goal in life is to discipline students. Often known to wear aviators and appear suddenly around corners.

The colonel suspended the shit out of Joseph.

the colonel by Bertrand McNally December 28, 2005

the colonel 

The only man who could control John Rambo!!!

"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel
"I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...

the colonel by Jambon December 13, 2008

The colonel 

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

The colonel by Fic May 30, 2006

the colonel 

when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite

i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.

the colonel by rocketmania August 3, 2006

the colonel 

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

the colonel by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel 

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

The colonel by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004