the chris

Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.

You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.

by repeaterer January 21, 2005

The chris

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)

Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris

by Flopovan July 26, 2021

The Chris

A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!

Dude! liking The Chris style!

by redblueblur February 17, 2025

the chris lopez

A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.

-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?

by odenvictjeremysmom April 13, 2011

The Chris Effect

The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.

Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"

by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019

The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011