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The chris 

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When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)
Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris
The chris by Flopovan July 26, 2021
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the chris • The Chris Effect • the chris barish • The Chris Ben0it • The Chris Berman • the Chris breezy • The Chris Carti Hub Incident • The Chris Christie • The Chris Curse • The Chris Cycle

The Chris 

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A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!
Dude! liking The Chris style!
The Chris by redblueblur February 17, 2025
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The Chris

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The Action of spitting in a relatives butthole who disrespected you.
“Golly he gave him “THE CHRIS” after he disrespected his wife”
The Chris by yepoke May 21, 2026
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the chris lopez 

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A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.

-Yea, i guess.

-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
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The Chris Effect 

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The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.
Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.

Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"
The Chris Effect by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019
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The Chris Riley 

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When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
The Chris Riley by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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