The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

The Canada Goose by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020

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