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The Burning 

When a man gathers his Best bros and gathers all the stuff an ex-Girlfriend gave him and they have a ceremonial burning. Usually while this happens you tell manly stories or talk about manly topics or talk about girls.
Guy 1: Hey tonight we are having the burning
Guy 2: Who's stuff we burning?
Guy 1: Oh just my ex-girlfriends.
The Burning by Chaud Blaze November 14, 2011
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the burning 

the greatest rock band this side of the river chelmer!
the burning?
the burning by Urban Zack March 5, 2004

the burning 

a band that will totally owwwwwwwwwwwn your face. the totally bring the moooooosh.;p
dude, have you seen the burning yet? their bassist looks just like Charlie Buckets
the burning by drewxxx January 24, 2003

the burning 

one of the diseases Charlie Bucket will have if he doesn't "wrap it up"
"Dood, I think I got a raging case of The Burning."
the burning by MikeD January 24, 2003

The burning of young 

When you ejaculate on a hot surface and leave the sperm cells to die.
Aye bro have you heard about 'the burning of young?'

(past tense) 'broooooooo I just burnt my young'

The Burning Times 

A period of early modern European history (spanning from the 1400s to the middle 1600s) during which there was an increased paranoia and thus hysteria that there were witches practicing forms of vice to harm the people... and these "witches" were thus tried and executed for it.

Contrary to many pagan sources, the death toll of nine million people, almost exclusively women, who were trying to keep their indigenous pre-Christian religions alive, is about as real as the Blair Witch Project; records show that somewhere between 50,000 and 300,000 people were tried (and about 48% of them executed) on charges of witchcraft.

The loss of nine million people would severely have crippled society. And those tried and executed were, by and large, Christians who asked for God to save them; anybody with strange quirks, liberal views, red hair, suspicious skin marks (freckles, birthmarks, moles, warts, etc), animal companions, or some difference that called attention, you were suspect. You were especially vulnerable if you were a woman, but roughly 25% of the victims were men (virtually all of Iceland's accused were men).

And many countries were virtually untouched by the this frenzy; Ireland saw only four "witches" executed while Russia saw ten executions; Germany, Switzerland, and eastern France saw the most hysteria.
The second most popular book of the Burning Times (after the Bible) was the Malleus Maleficarum ("The Witch's Hammer"), an absolutely humorless and misogynistic guide to "finding witches".

Southwestern Germany saw the worst of the Burning Times; Wurzburg saw several hundred executed through the late 1620s, including several priests and a number of children.

There were allegedly towns, largely in Germany, where there were no women left after the Inquisitors came through.
The Burning Times by Lorelili July 6, 2008

The Burning Jungle 

The act of lighting a females pubic hairs on fire, and putting it out with the males seamen.
Last night Ben preformed the burning jungle, and accidentaly lit the whole girl on fire.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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