The Book

A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.

You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!

by numandina September 28, 2010

The Book

Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.

Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?

by Šteggs October 8, 2007

The Book

To be online Facebook; in the process of checking your Facebook account.

"Dude did you get the message I sent you last night?"

"Nah, I didn't get time to check The Book".

by Adam Keet November 19, 2007

the book

a slang term for "facebook"

I'll hit you up on the book

I'll add you on the book

I messaged you on the book

by k8ster January 6, 2008

The Book

n. The magical object that has made many girls 'chestless' over the years. Refers to females who are 'flat' and have small 'titties,' or breasts due to the undeniable fact that the book has metaphorically fallen on their chest.

Dude, Philly, your girl is fucking tiny. She's got a terrible case of The Book.

Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.

by RobbyRobb LilSwan January 19, 2007

the book

Also known as the dipper (to dip into) to take note of. It is soemthing that is not there in physical state but referred to to keep in the memory. It is usually used after you have doen soemthing stupid

sarah-i just walked into a door
timmy-thats going in the book

by jc cool October 17, 2008

the book

the urban dictionary

I looked up FAT in the book, but I couldn't find it. Better add that word.

by Bungalow Bill November 24, 2001