The Bog

When your girl has a ton of discharge after sex so it soaks her panties. Like Swamp Ass but for your cooch.

Why are you waddling like that Cassandra?

Oh, I just have a bad case of the bog.

by Derplordsnuffy September 23, 2019

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The Bog

A parody of the horrifying sound 'the fog', but with a unique twist. It is a creature associated with the Bandlab series, known for chomping and crunching humans during the music. Anything with screeching, screaming, loud and monstrous noises can be called, 'the bog'. Not to be confused with bog itself. 'The bog' is an entity not to be messed with. The bog is a well known meme in Wales.

P1: What was that noise?
P2: Oh man, I think it was the bog! It isn't looking good...

by NoahFanart December 5, 2025

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Geese in the bog

When a girl has been fucked so many times that when you go to fuck her, her vagina is destroyed and full of questionable liquid (mostly other guys sperm) so that it’s like a bog

Guy 1: “dude, I heard you hooked up with some bitch last night”

Guy 2: “yea but she’s a slut, it’s was like geese in the bog”

by Me_bruh September 13, 2017

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I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

by higgobia October 26, 2011

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rattle the bog

A way to describe taking a shit using an English slang word for toilet. The process of rattling implies a more violent bowel movement such as pebble-dashing or mild diarrhea symptoms, but this term can be used to describe a run-of-the-mill dump just as accurately.

"Oh man, I think I need to rattle the bog!"

"Sorry I'm a few minutes late, I was rattling the bog,"

by MGS33 October 20, 2017

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