the biscuit

After finishing having sex with a girl you pull off the condom and throw it hitting her in the face hard enough to spladder cum all over her face making her look like a buttered buscuit

After I was done getting mine I gave her the biscuit

by Frankenford August 23, 2009

the biscuit

An expression of greatness. What you are talking about is really good, awesome if you will.

My car's the biscuit.
Hope's the biscuit.

by Ldog June 25, 2007

the biscuit

it means to commit suicide, just like in the song watcha say remix feat. loon

if you got a girl pregnant and you contracted an STD form her, then the only way out of your situation is "the biscuit"

by Da 423 Swag~Surfer January 25, 2010

the biscuit game

A game u play where you circle jerk onto a biscuit and the last person to cum has to eat the biscuit covered in cum

"Dude this isn't time to have stamina! if your last you have to eat the biscuit filled with cum! Thats how you Play the biscuit game"

by Saile111 November 26, 2013

The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023

Drop The Biscuit

Biscuit is is a slang for a gun

and by droping the Biscuit you put or drop your gun down.

In Eminem"s song Guity Conscience ft dr.dre

dr.dre tries to stop the character"Eddie" from robing a liquor store he goes:

"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this shit, drop the biscuit (I will!)"

by Doc.Q May 8, 2014

take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.

Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.

by MoogleViper March 12, 2012