THE BELKIN

An intimate physical position invented by Nicolas Belkin in 2020. The woman’s legs are held at exactly 90° in missionary and the feet are placed over the man’s shoulders. Intense eye contact is made while the man is edging and looks maxing at the same time.

We did THE BELKIN for 45 minutes before i couldn’t edge any longer and exploded everywhere.

THE BELKIN by Belkin stud fan December 11, 2023

the belkin method 

Popularized by Nicolas Belkin, the belkin method consists of a specialized, repeatable technique used for consistent sexual conquests. Its uses seductive and psychological techniques to consistently secure one night stands with hyper-attractive females.

She was playing hard to get, but when he used the belkin method, she didn’t stand a chance.

the belkin method by Nicolas Belkin May 8, 2024

Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

Jerkin the Berkin by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009

The Belvin Effect 

When you are telling a joke and someone turns it into a lesson.

Person A: I love pugs.
Person B: Actually, pugs are bred by humans, causing their brains are bigger than their brain cavity.
Person A: You always ruin it with the belvin effect.

The Belvin Effect by Ginger bot March 8, 2017

The Beakings

The Beatles meet The Vikings
60's Pop rock music mixed with special sound effects and lyrics that are not understandable. Band members include Kindof Palking Ivonna Issue Static Bob Weaddababeeitsabob and Yiou.

Because of their experiments, The Beakings have a very distinguished band sound.

The Beakings by Hershey July 26, 2004

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

The Dick Belding by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

belting the hog

Masturbating. Usually describes the male action because of the implied aggression and virility in the phrase.

Don't come over for another half hour or so, Ellie Mae. I'm gonna be busy belting the hog.

belting the hog by Elton Ryder April 15, 2009