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The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
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The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global war that lasted from 1889 to 1969. It involved two important world figures at the time, The Flops, which consisted of the Cupcakke Confederacy, the Fei Dynasty, the Barbz Republic, and several other minor countries, and the Da Boyz Empire, the strongest natiuhn at the time.

The war lasted 80 years, two months, and nine days. The day the war ended, Slurptember 4, became a national hoeliday in multiple countries. The conflick killed 149 million and injured 663 million people, although sexperts in Histhoery heavily dispute this. The war heavily impacted the cumture and the lives of the Uhrth.

The cumflict started with the ass-assination of Queen Jiafei I, which followed the praughtests in Estetik Street, which caused unrest and drove the country into the Great Thirst. Da Boyz Empire, the Fei Dynasty's arch nemuhsis, used this opportunity to invade the country. Two of the Dynasty's powerful allies, the Cupcakke Confederacy and the Barbz Republic, joined the war for the Fei Dynasty.

The war came (uh) to a bloody stalemate, which caused turmoil on both sides, and influenced the independence of the Cummunist Republic of Cardinal Bacillus in 1901 and the Great Tea Spill of 1922. The war ended briefly with the signing of the Treaty of Papiville in 1942, with Da Boyz Empire reigning victorious. Enraged, the citizens of The Flops rioted, and the war continued. The war finally ended in 1969, with The Flops winning significant territory from Da Boyz Empire.
"The Badussy War caused pain, suffering, and the separation of Papis from their spouses and families. May this bloody madness stop so the people can become more prosperous and buy my products."
― Queen Jiafei III's speech before signing the Treaty of Feiville

The Badussy War of 2020

The Badussy War started its beginning stages in 2020 when President Cardi B the 4th of The Cardigan Countries launched an attack of Nicki Minaj (Queen of the Nicki Countries).
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