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THE 8th of October
THE 8th of October is the international lend your sister to your friends day. You got a sister? You gotta let your friends borrow her today
Guy 1: Bro, you gyat to let me borrow your sister today
Guy 2: Aight bro, but just because it is THE 8th of October
Guy 2: Aight bro, but just because it is THE 8th of October
THE 8th of October by Jogos October 8, 2023
The 8th of March
The 8th of March by El chompo October 16, 2019
The 8th dwarf
The 8th dwarf by Amelia9 September 28, 2023
HenChode the 8th
A very large man directly related to Henry the 7th. He is fatter than he is tall. Therefore his name is HenChode. Clearly, we all know what a chode means, and for all you Americans no it isn't a man in leather.
HenChode the 8th by lambett March 12, 2013
Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century
This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?
Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
Henry the 8th
King Henry the 8th was a fat king of England who created Parliment and didn't go to Chatholic Church he was a christian and had six wifes through out his life. He was the Father to Queen Mary and Queen Elizabeth.
Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.
Rumor has it when he was so fat that when he dies he exploded in his coffin.
Henry the 8th by Finnerty January 21, 2010
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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